miami golf invitational

Burt Keiper

Aka: “B-train”
Burt enjoys Shula's steak house

Burt enjoys Shula's steak house

 

 

MGI Experience: Attended since 2009.

MGI experience highlight took place in 2009  when Burt was tossing the football around at Shula’s steakhouse and threw the ball to no one in particular and the ball landed on a dining room table that was fully set up for a seven course meal for four. Yes, complete with all the glasses! The damage was extensive, but Delvis took care of it.

“Also rookie lesson, take care of the veterans!” added BK

Burt would like to add :

  • Handicap – 16
  • Sex – a lot (but I am married)
  • Favorite sexual position – reverse cowgirl (I like the backside view)
  • Dislikes and hatreds – everyone and everything, and snow!
  • Pet Peeve – chasing Smiley around after he has been drinking wine.
  • Favorite Color – The color of Mez’s face after I give him a golf beat down (like last year)
  • Favorite movie line – “Make more birdies then”
  • Favorite Beard – Jeff Bretts beard is outstanding !
  • Favorite dinner – trying to muscle down the 48oz porterhouse at Shula’s
  • Favorite beverage – beer, wine, vodka, tequila, … it really doesn’t matter
  • Favorite roomate on a trip – Goleno
  • Favorite tanning lotion – Tann Summers “Rub me all over you!”
  • Favorite religion – Southern Baptist