Burt Keiper

Aka: “B-train”

2010 will be the 2nd Miami Golf Invitational for Burt Keiper.

In 2009, Burt showed excellent potential and earned his invitation back for 2010!

His golf play started out slow losing his first match (with Gol), but then his game warmed up.

Key highlight of 2009 was when Burt was tossing the football around at Shula’s steakhouse and threw the ball to no one in particular and the ball landed on a dining room table that was fully set up for a seven course meal for four. Yes, complete with all the glasses! The damage was extensive, but Delvis took care of it.

“I also felt I took care of the veterans when it came to drinks around the pool and a Shula’s 2″ added BK

Burt would like to add :

• Handicap - 12
• Sex - a lot (but I am married)
• Favorite sexual position - reverse cowgirl (I like the backside view)
• Dislikes and hatreds - everyone and everything, and snow!
• Pet Peeve - chasing Smiley around after he has been drinking wine.
• Favorite Color - The color of Mez’s face after I give him a golf beat down (like last year)
• Favorite movie line - “Make more birdies then”
• Favorite Beard - Jeff Bretts beard is outstanding !
• Favorite dinner - trying to muscle down the 48oz porterhouse at Shula’s
• Favorite beverage - beer, wine, vodka, tequila, … it really doesn’t matter
• Favorite roomate on a trip - Goleno
• Favorite tanning lotion - Tann Summers “Rub me all over you!”
• Favorite religion - Southern Baptist

Burt at rest!