This is a post from Veteran A. Grant to help rookies get ready for the MGI in 2012.
About 2 weeks out, I recommend preparing for the Miami Golf Invitational by:
– Limiting your sleep to about 3 hours per night.
– Drinking heavily, 2-3 drinks at lunch is a good start. Finish strong at night with vodka, beer, and bourbon.
– Eating greasy food 3x daily, and get back on red meat.
– There is now workout gym at Shula’s, and if you find one, you will not be re-invited.
– Begging at least four banks for a $1,000 increase on your credit cards, in order to be ready for credit card roulette.
– Inhaling 5 hours worth of cigar smoke to adjust your lungs.
– Logging at least 10 hours of online blackjack to understand the fundamentals of the game, as we play “Cups” poolside, and watch out for the “Vegas Sharks”.
– Spending about 2 hours in your local tanning bed, a Grant ritual, without lotion, unless it is my lotion “Tann Summers-Rub me all over you”.
– Sitting in your bath tub for 3 straight hours spiked with a gallon of chlorine and a mix of urine. Your bath tub is only slightly smaller than the hot tub.
– Understanding hot tub rules that when the tub stops, you have to get out and restart it, and also bring another beer from your cooler to all the veterans in the hot tub.
Good luck to the Rookies, as the repeat invite is tough to get! You have to earn it!
